We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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