So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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