i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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