Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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