the new term for farting is butt boxing.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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