just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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