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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me

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(250): View more from British Columbia

But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

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(206): View more from Washington

Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail

(952): View more from Minnesota

Houston we have a problem

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