Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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