so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
