she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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