BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
