So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
why is half of my head shaved?
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