He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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