Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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