also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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