im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
third nipple confirmed
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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