I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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