these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Quick, to the slutcave!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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