He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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