these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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