We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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