she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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