I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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