We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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