Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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