I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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