she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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