what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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