Christians are straight up FREAKS
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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