I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Acid is not a monday night drug
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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