i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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