My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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