So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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