I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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