my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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