Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Let's get the cat blown out
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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