i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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