IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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