Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Randomize
