found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
