Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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