So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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