Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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