I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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