People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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