She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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