he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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