how can u be prego again
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
