i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Let's paint friendship bongs
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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