Fuck appropriateness.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The ass gains better be worth it
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