Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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