Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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